Baby’s First Paparazzi Ambush!
Holy cow, get your shit together!!!
[sarcasm]Wow the baby weight just few right off of her…[/sarcasm]
I hope they taught, “How to fall out of mom’s arms when she lets go of you to pose for the paps.”
And today’s class is ” How to hold your child improperly “
Lookin’ like a fullback carrying “the rock”.
The abortion clinic just told her that it’s a little too late to apply now.
It was nice of her to let the help bring her ugly baby.
had to take the elevator because you know…Luca lives on the second floor.
Really, really bad shirt.
I dont have any children but I feel confident enough in saying “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG”
the new spokeswoman for Pajama Jeans
“Dammit! leave me and my daughter alone!”
“Son. You mean son.”
“Shit! grabbed the wrong kid again! Back on the elevator!”
Being serious for a moment before diving into bed: If I were a celebrity (well, I mean a really, really well known celebrity) I don’t think I’d want all the crazies out there in Los Angeles knowing what the name of my child’s day care was. Just saying…
Maybe it is a day care, but I thought it was more of a class to try to teach tiny babies shit they will never even think about for at least a year.
I guess that’s possible, but I jumped to my conclusion after reading the “Hours of Operation” sign. It’s probably no harm/no foul, but I sometimes wonder if more information than is necessary appears in print.
So that’s where the rich people buy their babies.
Someone call CPS stat! Those kids are in danger of becoming dinner.
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