1. Senor Trout

    I’m surprised Snooki lost her post-pregnancy boobs so quickly.

  2. Mr. Poop

    fat and talentless

  3. Johnny P!

    So THAT’S where my maid is today!

  4. meeps!

    Jack Nicholson did it better…

  5. All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

  6. Is he Arnold’s son from that maid?

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “I’m Bat-Douche!”

  8. Crissy

    So odd that his last name is Lopez, i’snt this Selena’s dad? Ah damn!

  9. zomgbie


  10. Like a poop with sunglasses and a hat.

  11. Mandimi


  12. Pictured here is George’s look of disappointment when he realized he misunderstood the whole “washing balls” concept.

  13. Bigalkie

    Hey Baretta, where’s Fred the bird?

  14. What sort of person gets manboob implants?

  15. Oh shit. It’s only George Lopez. For a second I thought it was a Mexican.

  16. Critical Cretin

    El Mas Chingon? Mi culo!

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