“That carrot slice looks sooooo good!”

“Tom always made this face when The ‘Hoff wasn’t wearing a shirt on Baywatch.”

Blah,blah, blah, black microphone joke, blah, blah.

“I love to lick my fake lips…”

Watch Nicole crack a smile. No, really, she has to crack her frozen face in order to smile.

maybe she thinks the microphone is ice cream?

“Hey Nicole! How did his urine taste?”

Well, flexible porcelain…thank you NASA!

I’m sorry i just had botox, can´t fell my lips…

Just checking to see if my face is still there

Oy this dick makes my fillings go wacky mate

Nichole I told you that is a mic.. ya freak

Don’t know what the question was, but I like her response…

Her and Cher now have more than the plastic surgery in common.

She’s looking at that Natalie Portman picture.

One ringy dingy….

As I get older, I seem to visit The Superficial more frequently. And every once in a while I pray to whoever/whatever is out there that stupidity isn’t contagious nor hereditary. Whew…

And every time I made this face, Tom would hurry out of our bedroom.