Once again. Another starlet putting Jessica Simpson to shame. Looks like she still has her pregnancy tits. Delicious.
Looks like she joins Nicole Richie as evidence that some women’s bodies actually improve after childbirth.
(P.S. Jessica Simpson is NOT evidence of this)
She had a nice face, nice butt now she had those lovely tits as well. Perfection :)
Funny…all dudes commenting (frenchgal is a fat, old guy with saggy balls) I gave birth, my body looks the same as before. Lucky? Hardly, I’m just young and take care of myself. FUCK off you judgmental fat dudes with no life that haven’t even gone through birth. Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others. Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.
So you were 300 lbs before AND after giving birth, huh? Kudos for consistency.
“Unless you’ve done it, then you’ve earned the right to bitch at others.” By your own line of reasoning since you have never been ‘dad’ material, or a guy, or a fat guy hacking off, then you have not earned the right to bitch at others about them.
The ‘if you’ve never done x you cannot speak about x’ is a futile line of reasoning. Since the only thing you’ve really done is be you, so you would not be able to talk about anything anyone else does.
Are you trying to sound ‘intelligent’ …you are not very good at it. Sorry. Again, so have you given birth to something other than a food baby?
HA 300 pounds, yeah I’m for sure I’m 300 pounds and right now I’m eating my sorrows away with a bucket of fried chicken. I envy the lucky who gets to be with you at of the end of each day :O …or boy. No judgement! You sounds like a catch.
Bitter; table for 1. suggest you relax melons.
Why all the talk about water melons and fried chicken. What are you really trying to say.
get the hell out of this damn kitchen if you cannot stand the heat, bitch. Better yet, get back in there and start cooking.
That’s a good point, Rantatonne.
“Hah! Paris Hilton is a skank, Kim Kardashian porno slut, Lindsay Lohan clepto drunken mess…DON”T YOU EVER MAKE FUN OF A PREGNANT WOMAN THOUGH YOUR FAT AND LIVE IN YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT I”M GORGEOUS”
Did I get all that?
all that begin said, it’s too bad about Natalie Portmans vagina…what with it being wrecked and all.
there you go – the bottom line is, the well is poisoned. She does have a great ass, though.
On an unrelated topic, when did Texas start letting Jews in?
Kinky Friedman’s been there for quite a while.
It was after Dubya was succeeded as governor.
Could anyone tell you were pregnant?
“Go jack off to your slutty mags since you’re obviously not ‘dad’ material.”
Who the hell jacks off to magazines anymore ? This is the 21st century baby, we’re jackin off to HD full screen video, in 3D !
Someone takes a celebrity gossip site a bit to seriously
Woooo, check out that *sweet* ’78 El Camino!
A thing of beauty .. until she talks.;)
She is physically unable to box with God.
Dammit I still love her. She looks awesome.
She looks so yummy in this photo.
So I take it John Hamm’s penis is in Austin too?
That is exactly the same face I made when I saw this photo.
“You’re not cutting those puppies out Terry!” thought Natalie that morning as she stuffed her bra, knowing Terrence Malick’s habit of editing actors out of his movies.
I would fuck her until she couldnt stand
Girl is fine!
Those boobs are not for real.
Sure they are.
That’s her reaction to seeing John Hamm’s penis.
Who is she ?
So, I go away for a week and a half, and this is the crap I missed? Cool.
I’m calling BS on the boobs……sure, being preggers makes ‘em bigger – along with the rest of you. I’m guessing this is a made-for-movie-roll chest
good lord: I meant movie ROLE :O
Jessica Simpson could eat Natalie Portman as a snack.
Her body hasn’t looked this good since The Professional.
Three Invisible Dicks: With a Vengeance
That really is an excellent picture of Natalie. And I agree with most of the reasonable, logical, and intelligent people who have posted here that her hooters are currently milk duds, hence the marvelous size increase. No Tupperware to be found. Yummmmmm…
Judging by the comments to this photo, the milk shake truly does bring all the boys to the yard
I’ve been a longtime defender of natural boobless beauty, but I must now shut my fucking mouth under the menacing stare of my boner.
Mother. Fucking. Perfect.
“Oooh, that was a wet one…”
i see she kept her tits. much better.
She’s hot, she can ride me anytime.
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Natalie Portman on a movie set in Austin, TX. (October 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN