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  1. Still fucking beautiful. That’s how you age gracefully.

  2. EricLr

    Breast awareness achieved.

  3. Amazing how some Brits are passable, as long as you don’t see their teeth.

  4. 47, dammit. Bitch is fuckin’ gorgeous. Sometimes life just ain’t fair.

  5. “Damn, it!! OK, who left the Hurley doll on all night? Seriously. You know we don’t have an adapter to plug this British model in!!”

  6. Cock Dr

    There aren’t very many women in their late 40s who can wear pink lace and not look ridiculous.

  7. 47 years old…not bad.

    So she’s some kind of youth vampire and is slowly draining Lindsay Lohan dry, right?

  8. Happy_Evil_Dude

    I! Will Suck! YOUR YOUTH!!! Bleh! Bleh!

  9. cc

    ‘Elizabeth Hurley at The Bay for the Estee Lauder Companies’ Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign in Toronto.’

    What the fucking fuck fuckety fuck…she was in town and I missed it?!

    *swallows Drano*

    • Ken

      Well let’s see: Toronto has a population of what? two an a half million? If we assume that there were a thousand people on hand to witness a makeup company’s cancer awareness campaign at an overpriced department store…. you weren’t part of the .04% of the city’s attendees. Now if all of the people who weren’t there would also swallow Drano, thereby eliminating 99.96% of the city’s population, Toronto would be a nice place.

      • cc

        It would make it a hell of it easier on my car. I’ve been plowed into three times in three years. All while just sitting waiting for a light to change.

  10. Those are indeed breasts I should be aware of.

    PS: The Bay sucks.

  11. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Good goddamn, woman.

  12. Indestructible. Eternally fappable-to. Grant, you idiot…

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