So much for originality. Where’s the pic of her with the fake Obama tattoo?

I knew she was a fembot all along. I’ll start working my mojo when she starts working her mojo, we’ll get cross mojinations and somebody’s head will explode.

Does he get workers’ comp if she steps on his dick?

Gay leapfrog!

I’ll give her a C- for the outfit, but the plastic recreation of her pre-labiaplasty vagina there to the right gets a solid B+.

weird ass pic

Didn’t Madonna sport this look over 30 years ago? So original.

I want to see more of that pink Jabba the Hut.

*Oompa Loompa doo-ba-dee doo…*

Still touring with that rectal prolapse sofa, I see.

Lame times infinity. No comebacks.

Dibs on a Kickstarter to bribe the dude into suddenly pulling back his arms next show.

Done before: Human Centipede (2009) and Madonna (1984)

In exactly what sense of the word is she “performing?”