He’s just glad he doesn’t have to pretend Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive anymore.

When did Mr. Big get old and Carrie get hot?

I bought her from the same company that manufactured Nicole Kidman.

kate looks cute here

Mitt and Ann Romney from an alternate, better-looking universe

When they told her she didn’t have to show her tits and she was a guest there, she was completely baffled what to do next.

Ah the unfairness of life. Sixty year old Chris Noth with a drink in one hand, a babe in the other and not a care in the world. Twenty five year old Kate Upton terrified to eat or drink anything because she’s afraid she’ll wake up in the morning weighing 260 pounds. #JessicaSimpsonSyndrome

tits or gtfo

This girl will do ANYTHING to get famous.

Boring without the exposed boobies

I’ve been bad, Detective Logan.

Yes, he’s older but… I still would.

Come on…he’s gay and we all know it.

“Yes, I am absolutely grabbing the shit out of her ass. Why ‘re you asking?”

I don’t know why, but I really don’t like this guy. Maybe because he reminds me of Victor Mature.