1. He’s just glad he doesn’t have to pretend Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive anymore.

  2. Jill

    When did Mr. Big get old and Carrie get hot?

  3. EricLr

    I bought her from the same company that manufactured Nicole Kidman.

  4. Josie

    kate looks cute here

  5. Swearin

    Mitt and Ann Romney from an alternate, better-looking universe

  6. Bonky

    When they told her she didn’t have to show her tits and she was a guest there, she was completely baffled what to do next.

  7. Mumra

    Ah the unfairness of life. Sixty year old Chris Noth with a drink in one hand, a babe in the other and not a care in the world. Twenty five year old Kate Upton terrified to eat or drink anything because she’s afraid she’ll wake up in the morning weighing 260 pounds. #JessicaSimpsonSyndrome

  8. Bigalkie

    This girl will do ANYTHING to get famous.

  9. Brentkilledaguy

    Boring without the exposed boobies

  10. I’ve been bad, Detective Logan.

  11. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Yes, he’s older but… I still would.

  12. Come on…he’s gay and we all know it.

  13. “Yes, I am absolutely grabbing the shit out of her ass. Why ‘re you asking?”

  14. I don’t know why, but I really don’t like this guy. Maybe because he reminds me of Victor Mature.

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