1. EricLr

    I’ve never heard her speak, yet I can still hear her accent just by looking at this picture.

  2. YoMamma

    Why get fake tits if you aren’t going to show them?

  3. Crissy

    If you’ve got tits, show them, otherwise GTFO!

  4. Cock Dr

    Straining oversized animal print + Peter Pan collar = WTF

  5. So sad. No mater what she tries, Snooki always looks like shit.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Am I the only one who thinks this pic is a split profile shot for a “before/after” skin product?

  7. Colin

    I would honestly believe you if you told me that this was Lindsey Lohan under a shit ton of makeup.

  8. Anastasia Beaverhausen


  9. lala

    There’s something going on with her right eye that isn’t happening with her left, and it’s really throwing me off. Do people typically get eye lifts only on one side? Or is her hair just pulled back too tight? Bad makeup? I’m so confused.

  10. See Alice

    Who’s that ?

  11. Like a sweaty Garbage Pail Kid…

  12. Mandimi

    More bronze plz

  13. I choke reopard rike dis…

  14. Frotteurist

    Did Snookie eat Lindsay Lohan?

  15. Nicks

    yah her eyes are two different sizes. she basically a different person on each side

  16. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Poor leopard didn’t stand a chance…

  17. “Hey, Sammi…file for unemployment yet? Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha…

  18. Quijibo

    Whammy eye.

  19. ParrapaDaFappa

    Looks like she rolled in Cheetos.

  20. anonym

    she forgot to tan the other side of her face

  21. eidnam

    Bitch has half blackface.

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