That quickie with Paris at lunch, is catching up with him…
And will soon out run him.
The first assumption is always Paris, but Jessia Alba is in this movie and she dated Derek Jeter, so…
Sloppy bro, when I have to unstick the twig and berries I at least have the deceny to turn away from the crowd. Like a gentleman…
I guess we’re all pretending more than two fingers were needed here.
He has a trench coat on. Just be happy he has clothes on underneath. It could have been much, much worse.
Gilbert Gottfried has JUMBO CRABS and he don’t care who knows it, yo.
Since every woman on the planet has a bald beaver now, how in the fuck did he get crabs?
not all of us…
“I know it’s in here somewhere!”
Yeah, Evil Jared Hasselhoff – from Bloodhound Gang.
yep, he’s the dude from bloodhound gang
This stupid, crude and disgusting action was his review of the film.
“Keep scratching hamster nuts, keep scratching!”"
The Bad Touch II: The Worst Touch of All.
I was going to pass this by, but I’m kind of pissed this dude is wearing a Romones T shirt. fuck this douche.
…and then he went back to the kitchen to prepare everyone’s food.
Machete Kills, but scabies itch.
The name’s wrong – this is Jack Hoff
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Evil Jared Hasselhoff (I swear that's how his name is listed by the photo agency) at a special screening of 'Machete Kills' in Berlin. (October 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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