1. He should be careful. The last time someone who looked like this got near anything involving “Diana”, it ended poorly in a Paris tunnel.

  2. joe

    Isn’t this the dude Blowhan was, well, blowing to get into some party?

  3. donkeylicks

    “My fantasy is to have two white girls wrestle in crude oil until they suffocate like gulls on the beaches of Kuwait.”

  4. JimBB

    It’s very gentlemanly of him to prop up that junkie.

  5. Eejut

    The paparazzi can barely contain themselves.

  6. Dox

    Which cost more, the pants or the woman?

  7. Douche McShitWall picks up a hooker and it’s news?

  8. fred

    Guilty.

  9. Wonder if he gets to write-off cocaine as a business expense?

  10. “Screening” Is that what they are calling it these days?

  11. Is that a barricade or where you lock up a ten speed?

  12. He likes to personally test all of the openings on his coke mules.

  13. He thinks she’s a celebrity, she think’s he;s a cab driver.

  14. Wait…. ummmmm…. oh I know…Dealer and Whore! Do i win the Hallowe’en caption contest? Too early?

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