Manti Te’o girlfriend never saw the crane kick coming.
Yep, that’s pretty much how I imagined an Englishman would make love.
I would definitely bugger Jessica Alba (that’s something Englishmen say, right?).
I see they’re filming the sequel already, How To Dance Like An Irishman
“Pierce, all you have to do is punt your dignity, and I’ll sleep with you…”
“Out damn herpes out”
“Does this high step make my belly look fat?”
Do Englishman only make love to shitty actresses?
Pierce Brosnan shows Jessica Alba how he helps his companion out of his room after a night of lovemaking.
Similar to Sean Connery’s old “How To Make Love Like A Scottish Man” but with feet, instead of hands. No surprise. The English do love their football.
Pierce loved the Karate Kid and acts out his favorite parts to anyone who pays attention.
I like to KICK, STRETCH, AAAAAND KICK!!
The Ministry of Silly Walks redux.
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