1. Hugh G. Rection

    It’s rough when it’s been 30 years since your last paying job in Hollywood and you can’t even afford to spray tan all the way to your neck line.

  2. CrashHell

    He has flying balls on his shirt…”Angel’s Balls”, they give you wings!

  3. catapostrophe

    Great. Now I dislike Strand Books.

  4. “Go ahead, I dare you to ask me if I’m Leonard Hofstetter just one more time!”

  5. Did they spray tan him with his shirt still on? WTF?

  6. Hedgehog

    Where are the hookers ?

  7. He doesn’t look like a victim of child molestation at all.

  8. JimBB

    Man, Michael Jackson has really went downhill recently.

  9. That is a haunted stare

  10. this pic is so sad I don’t even wanna make fun of it

  11. Dox

    The face transplant looks to be healing very nicely.

  12. Inner Retard

    I know that look well. I make it every morning when I realize I’m still me.

  13. It’s a Pavlov-type reaction – whenever someone points a camera at him, he instantly freezes and acts like it’s another mugshot photo.

  14. waynemoores

    Sweet Jesus, dead man walking

  15. fred

    He has that “shit, i thought this was the soup kitchen line” look on his face.

  16. C’mon guys, He’s clearly wearing his Bram Stoker’s Dracula costume

  17. Chicks
    Who have dicks
    Aren’t dicking anymore
    They’re doing Coreyography

  18. Frenchie

    Wow – it clearly was a mistake to divorce Miranda Kerr

  19. brian

    Wow, he killed Jason Voorhees and Keifer Sutherland – and now crack is killing him.

  20. I guess he couldn’t pay the hookers enough to go into a bookstore.

  21. Wow! The paparazzi sure were LUCKY to be able to snap a picture of Corey without a huge crowd of people surrounding him to buy his book!

  22. “Would you make that out to Corey, please?”

    “Um, Corey, you’re supposed to sign the books to them.”

  23. And I thought the other Corey looked bad.

  24. “Book signing? No… I am auditioning skanks. I don’t know how to read or write!”

  25. Of the two of them I think Corey Haim made the more dignified life choice by OD’ing on the cancer medication he stole from his dying mother, whom he lived with in squalor in a Canadian ghetto.

    That had more dignity than anything Corey Feldman has done in twenty years.

  26. He looks like a really, really ugly woman in this picture.

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