It’s rough when it’s been 30 years since your last paying job in Hollywood and you can’t even afford to spray tan all the way to your neck line.
He has flying balls on his shirt…”Angel’s Balls”, they give you wings!
I think it pretty much confirms his desire to be Charlie Sheen. Down to the last play on words.
Great. Now I dislike Strand Books.
“Go ahead, I dare you to ask me if I’m Leonard Hofstetter just one more time!”
Did they spray tan him with his shirt still on? WTF?
Where are the hookers ?
He doesn’t look like a victim of child molestation at all.
Man, Michael Jackson has really went downhill recently.
That is a haunted stare
this pic is so sad I don’t even wanna make fun of it
Son, you’re not going to last long here with that kind of attitude.
The face transplant looks to be healing very nicely.
I know that look well. I make it every morning when I realize I’m still me.
It’s a Pavlov-type reaction – whenever someone points a camera at him, he instantly freezes and acts like it’s another mugshot photo.
Sweet Jesus, dead man walking
He has that “shit, i thought this was the soup kitchen line” look on his face.
C’mon guys, He’s clearly wearing his Bram Stoker’s Dracula costume
Who have dicks
Aren’t dicking anymore
They’re doing Coreyography
Wow – it clearly was a mistake to divorce Miranda Kerr
Wow, he killed Jason Voorhees and Keifer Sutherland – and now crack is killing him.
I guess he couldn’t pay the hookers enough to go into a bookstore.
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