I don’t know what a Carmen Ortega is, but I want one.
Carmen, if you need a place to stay call me….
She tucked her cock so far it popped out the back to they put a hat on it.
With all the days/weeks they spent photoshopping this pic into cartoonish oblivion you’d think someone would’ve noticed that the idiot photographer cropped out her foot and hand holding the product they’re trying to sell.
I think by now we’ve all seen that 37sec video about how they photoshop the bejeezus out of models. Remember, this woman does *NOT* actually look like this. Much the same way a Big Mac looks better on tv than it does in your hand.
worst case of over photoshop ever.
I want to be that hat
Is this another one of those tarts-with-bottled-water ads? Fuck.
If you look closely there’s a make-up artist credit for Sammy Sosa.
given the amount of photoshop here, my grandmother could be the model. And that my friends is why you never fap it to 138 ads.
How much advertising does this water need?
And how much is it going to cost??
10 bucks she can lift that hat 5 inches with a fart
Is she black? White? I’m confused!
138 water bottled from women’s natural lubrication?
Wayyyyy too much airbrush.
Hemorrhoids so bad she has to air them out under a hat.
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