Danny Trejo and Mel Gibson at the premiere of 'Machete Kills' in Los Angeles. (October 2, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Hugging a spic counts toward my character rehabilitation with the Jews, right?”
Mel knows this looks totally gay, correct?
To be followed by an interview where Mel refers to Trejo as “a great actor, who showers pretty regularly for one of them.”
Come here you machete-wielding landscaper…
“Gimme a hug, taco-tits!”
“I love jew, man!”
Rectum, it nearly killed’em!
“Hey, I was in Braveheart, Danny. I was Braveheart. Will you kill me?”
Why is George Bush kissing that Mexican lady?
“Danny, this is the one time I’ll swallow…but NEVER again!”
“Come ‘ere. Welcome to the Deadbeat Actors Club, Mel. We make lots of movies and make no money”
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