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  1. Bonky

    “Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J….”

  2. EricLR

    Haha, that prankster George is pretending to have a stroke.

    …oh wait.

  3. The Pope

    Apparently it was Maria Menounos interviewing him.

  4. George’s impression of Willem Dafoe.

  5. Icehawg

    “Seriously, last party. Used only THIS face. Still banged a Jennifer and a Holly.”

  6. We get it George, this is the ugliest face you can possibly make.

  7. Jon Pork

    “But I’m a dapper dan man!”

  8. Ugawhuh?

    So I shez to da guy, I shez…

    Nah, kiddin- I shed nuttin… just shliced off da tip of his joint here, ya get me?

  9. “As much as I hated to do it, I had to drop Stacy because SHE thought she should be the Pater Familias…”

  10. Elf

    The awkward moment when Clooney realises every single woman in the room are ex-girlfriends of his

  11. Mike Walker

    banjomusic.mp3

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