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  1. Fuck you, WIlly Wonka.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

    Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.
    [everybody "oohs"]

    Then I’d lose 30 pounds… porkin’ his wife!

  3. TAC

    Frau Blucher!

  4. slippinx12

    I said good day sir!

  5. Perplexity

    Rollie Fingers rolls over in his grave. Once it was cool to have a mustache that was best described as “nefarious.” Now some twit is trying it out? Wait – it was never cool? Ah, then. Well played, dastardly blonde.

  6. farting old man's wife

    WOW, Jason Priestly and Madonna had a love child!!

  7. Christ, first they do Transformers, then Battleship, then a live action Grimace biopic, now they’re making a movie out of the Pringles guy?

  8. Chris

    Rip Taylor biopic here I come!

  9. cc

    This is way too fucked up for me.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Someone call Dudley Do-right! Penelope has been kidnapped again!

  11. AnnaDraconida

    I LOL’d.

  12. Mwaddams

    I never liked bozo the clown.

  13. Why so Yahoo Serious?

  14. MJB

    He looks like an Eastern European magician.

  15. Dr. T

    And somewhere in a suitably hip neighbourhood in New York, James Franco is crying into his collection of stripy sweaters, Gainsbourg poetry and the wisps of his own attempted mustache, ‘Dammit James! Why didn’t *you* think of dying it all an ironic shade of blond first?! You’re losing the hipster edge Franco, losing it I tell you’ *wipes eyes, replaces black-rimmed glasses with no lenses because the fucker has 20-20 vison anyway*

  16. tlmck

    George Custer?

  17. LegMan

    Who invited Mozart?

  18. LegMan

    Or is it Albert Einstein’s yearbook photo (colorized obviously)?

  19. kimmykimkim

    Wow. Just…just wow…

  20. Somehow I just know those are Johnny Knoxville’s pubes glued to his face.

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