Fuck you, WIlly Wonka.
Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.
Then I’d lose 30 pounds… porkin’ his wife!
I said good day sir!
Rollie Fingers rolls over in his grave. Once it was cool to have a mustache that was best described as “nefarious.” Now some twit is trying it out? Wait – it was never cool? Ah, then. Well played, dastardly blonde.
Rollie Fingers is still alive
WOW, Jason Priestly and Madonna had a love child!!
he’s kinda cute here
but definitely not here
Christ, first they do Transformers, then Battleship, then a live action Grimace biopic, now they’re making a movie out of the Pringles guy?
Rip Taylor biopic here I come!
This is way too fucked up for me.
Someone call Dudley Do-right! Penelope has been kidnapped again!
I never liked bozo the clown.
Why so Yahoo Serious?
He looks like an Eastern European magician.
And somewhere in a suitably hip neighbourhood in New York, James Franco is crying into his collection of stripy sweaters, Gainsbourg poetry and the wisps of his own attempted mustache, ‘Dammit James! Why didn’t *you* think of dying it all an ironic shade of blond first?! You’re losing the hipster edge Franco, losing it I tell you’ *wipes eyes, replaces black-rimmed glasses with no lenses because the fucker has 20-20 vison anyway*
Who invited Mozart?
Or is it Albert Einstein’s yearbook photo (colorized obviously)?
Wow. Just…just wow…
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