Fuck you, WIlly Wonka.

Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Good question, Aguado. First, I’d establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug’s DICK, and became insanely jealous.
[everybody "oohs"]

Then I’d lose 30 pounds… porkin’ his wife!

Frau Blucher!

I said good day sir!

Rollie Fingers rolls over in his grave. Once it was cool to have a mustache that was best described as “nefarious.” Now some twit is trying it out? Wait – it was never cool? Ah, then. Well played, dastardly blonde.

WOW, Jason Priestly and Madonna had a love child!!

he’s kinda cute here http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2010/04/27/img-aaron-johnson-3_153505893452.jpg but definitely not here

Christ, first they do Transformers, then Battleship, then a live action Grimace biopic, now they’re making a movie out of the Pringles guy?

Rip Taylor biopic here I come!

This is way too fucked up for me.

Someone call Dudley Do-right! Penelope has been kidnapped again!

I LOL’d.

I never liked bozo the clown.

Why so Yahoo Serious?

He looks like an Eastern European magician.

And somewhere in a suitably hip neighbourhood in New York, James Franco is crying into his collection of stripy sweaters, Gainsbourg poetry and the wisps of his own attempted mustache, ‘Dammit James! Why didn’t *you* think of dying it all an ironic shade of blond first?! You’re losing the hipster edge Franco, losing it I tell you’ *wipes eyes, replaces black-rimmed glasses with no lenses because the fucker has 20-20 vison anyway*

George Custer?

Who invited Mozart?

Or is it Albert Einstein’s yearbook photo (colorized obviously)?

Wow. Just…just wow…

Somehow I just know those are Johnny Knoxville’s pubes glued to his face.