Those are fake, but the backside isn’t.

I would kiss her abs, tits, ass, and both sets of her lips.

Oh yes….

Yes, indeed….

She doesn’t have any!

while wearing that shirt she should heed the old saying”Be careful of what you wish for, you just might get it.”

I love it. Her nipples are so big they created their own air pocket in the shirt.

Now your relevent.

I’m impressed, Fish. I really thought you were going to wuss out on a frontal shot in deference to your Quaker overlords.

Score. You fuckers better apologize to the photographer for calling the man gay.

So she’s trying to say “Kiss my abs….just do it”?

Having fake tits means never having to wear a bikini top.

Big wet tits, a toned midsection, a demand to begin foreplay, and football – this might be the best woman ever.

Is “abs” French for cunt?

Boobs are too big for her ass but I’d still let her smother me with them.