“Today we lost actor Jared Leto after he fell of the balcony of 20th floor of the Chateau Marmont. Eyewitnesses claim he was standing on the balcony posing like a jackass for a Terry Richardson photoshoot, when Lindsay Lohan burst through the door saying Mitt Romney promised to appoint her Secretary of State when he gets elected.”
“A wave of apathy has swept the nation in reaction to the news.”
It seems Terry Richardson only photographs girls who take their clothes off and guys who are bigger bags of smegma than he is. I guess that’s why he doesn’t take many pictures of men.
Please fall off.
Terry Richardson diving tackle.
The coolest!
Can’t believe he’s about to have sex with Terry Richardson.
Oh wait, yes I can.
The Chateau Marmont must be a portal to hell… or a gateway to an alternative universe populated by cokeheads, D-list celebrities and douchebags.
“Today we lost actor Jared Leto after he fell of the balcony of 20th floor of the Chateau Marmont. Eyewitnesses claim he was standing on the balcony posing like a jackass for a Terry Richardson photoshoot, when Lindsay Lohan burst through the door saying Mitt Romney promised to appoint her Secretary of State when he gets elected.”
“A wave of apathy has swept the nation in reaction to the news.”
They’d be a joyous reaction if, in your story, Lohan also bought it.
Just a little farther back, Jared.
Turd!
Like the Joker said: All it takes is a little push!
It seems Terry Richardson only photographs girls who take their clothes off and guys who are bigger bags of smegma than he is. I guess that’s why he doesn’t take many pictures of men.
If ever there was a time for a football to the nuts, this was it.
This was just after he waxed Terry Richardson on and off
Where is this pool of people that like this turd and why didn’t Obama or Romney threaten to destroy then to secure my vote?
What a bitch
Everything about this picture is just wrong. ESPECIALLY the part where he isn’t falling over the edge.
The last thing Scott Disick heard before plunging to his death was “FINISH HIM!”.
Gold.
So one douchebag got another douchebag to make a douchebag pose at a douchebag location? Truth once again tops fiction.
While wearing extremely douchebag shoe.
*hangs head sheepishly* I kind of like his music… but he himself is a huge, huge doucherocket.