Jim Sturgess at the premiere of Cloud Atlas in Hollywood. (October 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Fear the ‘stache!
Last white person to pull of a mustache and not look like a complete asshole: Freddie Mercury.
but to be fair, he did look like a homo.
Freddie Mercury was so awesome, it didn’t even matter that he was gay. Man was just bad ass. I haven’t seen a front as good as him since.
I’m old enough to remember when “Freddy Mercury is gay” was an unconfirmed rumor.
Freddie Mercury wasn’t white. He was Parsi. And yes, he was bad ass.
He wasn’t white. He’s Arab.
Getting a head start on fundraising for “Movember”, or just likes looking like a pedophile?
By day, he’s an actor. But at night, he’s all 70’s FBI agent….
or just lives up here in Alaska with all the other flashbacks.
He’s a time travelling collage: 70s mustache, 80s tie, 90s suit and the unifying theme through the years: empty stoned out red eyes.
Little did Jim know that the gonorrhea would instantly begin affecting his vision and burning his eyes.
“Oh, it’s just a little bit that got in there, no need to worry” Tom said as he pulled up his pants in the limo. Well that little BIT, was all it took!
I was gonna say porno-stash, but it’s kinda weak & a bit small….
My god that man looks so stoned.
Hmmmm…I think he looks catatonic…
This year’s hot look, “rookie cop.”
Where’s Waldo stare: NAILED IT!
I smell a Simon and Simon remake.
Jim soon realised he had inadvertently ordered the “Molestache” instead of the standard “Mustache” when he heard the voice behind him say, “Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Please have a seat.’
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