superficial

  1. neo

    Fear the ‘stache!

  2. Last white person to pull of a mustache and not look like a complete asshole: Freddie Mercury.

  3. Johnny P!

    Getting a head start on fundraising for “Movember”, or just likes looking like a pedophile?

  4. EricLr

    By day, he’s an actor. But at night, he’s all 70′s FBI agent….

  5. Moo Cow Hunter

    He’s a time travelling collage: 70s mustache, 80s tie, 90s suit and the unifying theme through the years: empty stoned out red eyes.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Little did Jim know that the gonorrhea would instantly begin affecting his vision and burning his eyes.

    “Oh, it’s just a little bit that got in there, no need to worry” Tom said as he pulled up his pants in the limo. Well that little BIT, was all it took!

  7. your mom

    nice pedo-stash.

  8. Cock Dr

    My god that man looks so stoned.

  9. This year’s hot look, “rookie cop.”

  10. Rosie the Riveting

    Where’s Waldo stare: NAILED IT!

  11. Bigalkie

    I smell a Simon and Simon remake.

  12. Jim soon realised he had inadvertently ordered the “Molestache” instead of the standard “Mustache” when he heard the voice behind him say, “Hello, my name is Chris Hanson. Please have a seat.’

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