1. “That’s not a head butt… THIS IS a uhmmm oh wait…”

  2. cuddles

    “You’re supposed to drop the ball, like I do! Come on, man!”

    (I hate myself a little bit for making that ESPN reference.)

  3. neo_v

    glad to see he’s learned his lessons about how to properly spend money…

    • guttboy

      Well said, doesn’t he have some child support payments to make that are in arrears? He’s an unwanted entitled punk.

  4. Animal

    Primates in human apparel never fail to amuse me.

  5. EricLr

    Stop playing like me!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Hey Kobe? I’d like to talk to you about an investment opportunity. For an initial fee of…

  7. right

    As he opened his mouth, the collective I.Q.s in the arena went on the decline. Can’t stand this douche.

  8. Spanky

    “No Kim. Open Wider. Like this..”

  9. The closest he’ll be getting to get to professional sports.

  10. “Are y’all hiring?”

  11. TO finally found something he can do.

  12. “Hey, hey, take it away. Get that ball and fight…Hey, hey, take it away. Get that ball and fight…”

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    “Don’t act like you don’t see me Kobe! I had to shop at Kmart and the only Kardashian who would talk to me was Khloe… KHLOE!”

  14. Chris

    Lower-tricep patches are just odd.

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