The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12
Micaela Schaefer at The Venus Erotic Trade Fare in Berlin. (October 24, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12
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FUKIN PERFECT. THIS IS HOW EVERY WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE. STUPID FAT ASSES.
She’s damn fine, but let’s no go overboard here.
someone finish that thing while it’s already down.
Man down.
It saddens me when hookers resort to this… “Anybody?, Anybody? I’ll do you right here!…”
anyone who thinks all ‘women’ should look like this should go visit Thailand.
looks like she lost a few teeth when she fell off those hooker heels.
“Somebody get a mechanic! She’s losing parts!”
As long as her penis doesn’t fall out. WHEW! Now THAT would suck.
Made in China
Made in Thailand*
Humpty Pumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Pumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s whores and all the king’s men
Wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole.
I wonder what else went down at the Venus Erotic Trade Fare.
It seems like a helluva way to make a living. Good luck with that.
Ass and legs are looking alright but that face and the titty spikes are a bit of a deal breaker.
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Wow…someone has been into the multivitamins tonight.
Her legs look pretty and her ass seems to be decent. But the rest of her seems to be…well…hmmmm…I guess the right phrase would be “fucked up.”
did she just poop out that metal thing?