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  1. 1NDUN

    Action shot of Tom Hanks shooting him in the head. “Dodge this.”

  2. EricLr

    $20 says that he thinks he’s in the movie.

  3. Johnny P!

    Seen just before he leaned backwards 90 degrees to dodge the bullet in ‘bullet time’.
    Photographer: “It’s just a poster, Mr. Reeves…”
    Keany: “Oh? Huh… huh…”
    ***falls on his ass***

  4. Crissy

    He DOES know that’s not a real gun being pointed at him, right?

  5. Oh, PLEASE God, let whoever is holding that gun in the movie poster behind him pull the trigger!

  6. My dreams are starting to come true in two dimensional glory.

  7. Deacon Jones

    “…I…..forgot….my….hair………………..gel”

  8. BakedInBrooklyn

    I really do know Kung Fu. Just look at my amazing ability to fix my hair with a single kick.

  9. zomgbie

    this proves the homeless people wishing timberlake happy wedding day on video were made to do it at gunpoint.

  10. tlmck

    The guy on the poster has the right idea.

  11. right

    WTF? I got nothing. This is sad.

  12. wears all black clothing, digs out an old, ugly pair of brown shoes. wtf, I know he’s not broke.

  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Woah…

  14. If that poster can hear me, “SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM.”

  15. There’s a strong wind blowing in from the left.

  16. I like Keanu Reeves. He was great in “King Kong.”

  17. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    I like him, too. Liked him better when he had yellow flowers for me.

  18. Anderson Pooper

    “Dodge this.”

  19. “Comb you God damned hair or I’ll shoot.”

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    “Keanu, Why are you here?”
    “The gophers evicted me from whatever rock I was hiding under.”

  21. will

    Dude, have you seen my car?

  22. Later

    No hate for this dude, class act, research a little.

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