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  1. Mr. Hill thinking about a food truck

  2. Josephus

    Is it just me, or is he dressed like the guy from the “L.A. Noire” video game?

  3. Jonah Hill’s thought bubble: “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back…..ribs!”

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    I’m not eating your pie until I get some pie. Just sayin’.

  5. He looks like a dirty fishbowl in a hat.

  6. EricLr

    That looks like the worst Woody Allen movie ever.

  7. Animal

    “I need to see your money first … uh, Jonah, was it?”

  8. Crissy

    Mischa aint looking too bad here…

  9. Mischa: “Yeah, the exact opposite thing happened to me…I gained about 6 pounds once, but then it all fell off plus some…isn’t that funny?”

    Jonah: “@#$ you!”

  10. BakedInBrooklyn

    “Is she talking again? Oh god! I am pretty sure she is talking again… Just stay cool Jonah, it will all be worth it when she is begging for the whole 2 inches…. I like pie.”

  11. Bob Dylan’s fat grandkid doesn’t look like he gives a fuck.

  12. Billy Barty, Jr

    Battin waaay out of his league !

  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Deep Fried Chicken

  14. The moment he accepted needing bigger jeans.

  15. Cock Dr

    The practical vest is worth a few points in my book.

  16. gebhart

    “If you don’t stop following me, creep, I’m going to stab you in the face repeatedly with the car keys I’ve conceal in my left hand and then shout for help.”

  17. Jonah Hill decided to totally go for it so he’s trying to cop a free feel with his right hand…

  18. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    This is gonna end with a call to the rejection hotline…

  19. Deep inside the poor guy is always going to know that any girl above a 6 must have some ulterior motive for riding his face.

  20. journalschism

    Dude, fucking smile. You’re the neo-Fatty Arbuckle.

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