The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12
Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 24, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12
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Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 24, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
MOOOOooooOOOOO
Not even cows wear as much leather as this thing.
Release the Krak.. Oh. Wait. Someone already did. Never mind.
In other news, wearing clothes that don’t fit you & not knowing how to gracefully walk in 5 mile high shoes will not kill you. Noted. Got it.
Don’t think the ankles were designed to support that much weight – *crack*…
That right heel is about to snap!
No matter how fast she walks her center of gravity is always about 5 seconds behind.
Thumbs up!
WHAT THE FUK!!!!! THAT’S A NASTY LOOKING ASS!!!!!
I’d still stick my tongue halfway up her uranus
You seriously would? You KNOW who’s been up in there, right?? Nasty!
luv to lick dat ass
OMG – WHY? WHY? A thousand times WHY?
Oh please even Gene Simmons couldn’t reach her anus
Udderly ridiculous.
Asstounding.
Incuntrehensible!!!
u guys are realllllly gonna keep acting like this is attractive???
Well, at least if it’s raining, you can stand under it for shelter.
ANKLE CRUSH!!! LMAO!
Bag of potatoes
Hefty bag full of corn flakes
Body bag of offal and whale blubber.
whoa holy fuck, that’s insane
From centaur to wagon haulin’….
I am getting to old for this shit, and so is she.
Yeah, it does look like she’s smuggling Danny Glover in there.
Or Danny Devito and Peter Dinklage.
DAT ASS.
I’d hit that 25/8
I love that dumper of hers. I can’t help it.
Denim is truly amazing–2900 psi and the presence of a strong acid and that shit is STILL holding up.
Thank you, THANK YOU for not elaborating on the nature of that acid! I don’t think my stomach could handle MORE abuse…
“Excuse me, excuse me ma’am, ma’am, your ass is about to fall off.”
It’s almost winter…she’d better take a few pounds of air pressure out of those babies for better traction!
I’ve never heard an article of clothing scream before. But those jeans…
That… is no longer attractive. At all.
When was it ever attractive?
Back when it was 30 psi.
LOOK OUT IT’S COLLAPSING!!
Her depends are crooked/full. Eww…
If she painted her ass orange and walked backwards, it would look like Pumpkin Head walking on his hands.
“…the female signalled sexually to the male from behind with a pair of fleshy, hemispherical buttocks…” – from The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris (1967), wherein he also makes reference to “the ancient genital display of hemispherical buttocks…”
2 MOO(n)s, 1 bucket.
No words. Just lots and lots of laughter. Her ass is just wrong.
When you are relying on your heels to hold up your ass it means 1. You need to work out 2. Get a pair of jeans to fit that ass!
And some hefty-sized block-style heels.
skinny jeans?!! she is seriously mentally incompetent. and are those shoes made of titanium??
Bet it smells like shit ! You would need a rag on a stick to get that thing clean !
Some guys like the smell of anus when they fuck , oh , wait ….
Imagine the crusty yet supple folds of smegma lying in wait in her crack ! Mmmmm , makes me want to toss her salad !
More folds than a little of shar pei pups!
More folds than a LITTER of shar pei pups!
Yes, the jeans are tight. If her ass is being squeezed, can you imagine the suffocation her cookie is going through… good hygiene, I don’t think so.
Cookie? There is a baker’s dozen down there and the yeast, it keeps-a-rising!
it’s a matter of weeks, maybe months before KW kicks this warthog to the curb…
hahahahahahaha
that ass looks too funny.
I MUST see it in action, wearing these unflattering jeans.
looks like she’s about to twist her ankle
…there you go…for all those people who doubted you can pack 50 pounds of dogsh@t in a 10 pound bag……here’s your proof!
Remember in the 1980′s version of The Thing when the guy saw the head that sprouted spider legs..
“You got to be fucking kidding”
Better be careful on the foot little missy, Farmer Ted doesn’t like to see a cow walkin’ around with a busted hoof. Break that leg and its off to the slaughterhouse for you.
smuggling Christmas hams
I think she looks hot!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean ground beef.
there is absolutely NOTHING lean about this two-legged cow.
MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
More evidence that god doesn’t exist. He wouldn’t have created something like this in his own image
she needs to take some of that whore money she’s “earned” and purchase herself a couple of friends to tell her how she really looks before she leaves the house.
Someone needs a diaper change…
As we can see here, it doesn’t kill us to wear clothes that fucking fit…
I though I saw a white trash family of nine move into this double wide.
bet she’s heading to the SAG awards
This is not a good ass.
How does someone as vain as this bitch not look in the mirror and see how shitty her ass looks in 99.9875% of the clothes she puts on? It’s not that hard to pick clothes that make even big asses look great.
WHoever made those jeans needs to advertise to show the level of stress their jeans can handle
she is disgusting…thank you kayne for taking her out of the general dating population your a saint. lol still not sure why a skank like her gets so much airtime, can someone explain to me what she has contributed to society to warrant it? can’t wait to see how lumpy that ass get when she starts breeding lol
Thats abnormal
Useless fact: cows can’t walk down stairs or operate revolving doors
Shes on dat big booty swaggg
THIS…makes me happy to have a tiny booty:-)