Kim Kardashian in Miami. (October 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
If she painted her ass orange and walked backwards, it would look like Pumpkin Head walking on his hands.
“…the female signalled sexually to the male from behind with a pair of fleshy, hemispherical buttocks…” – from The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris (1967), wherein he also makes reference to “the ancient genital display of hemispherical buttocks…”
2 MOO(n)s, 1 bucket.
No words. Just lots and lots of laughter. Her ass is just wrong.
When you are relying on your heels to hold up your ass it means 1. You need to work out 2. Get a pair of jeans to fit that ass!
And some hefty-sized block-style heels.
skinny jeans?!! she is seriously mentally incompetent. and are those shoes made of titanium??
Bet it smells like shit ! You would need a rag on a stick to get that thing clean !
Some guys like the smell of anus when they fuck , oh , wait ….
Imagine the crusty yet supple folds of smegma lying in wait in her crack ! Mmmmm , makes me want to toss her salad !
More folds than a little of shar pei pups!
More folds than a LITTER of shar pei pups!
Yes, the jeans are tight. If her ass is being squeezed, can you imagine the suffocation her cookie is going through… good hygiene, I don’t think so.
Cookie? There is a baker’s dozen down there and the yeast, it keeps-a-rising!
it’s a matter of weeks, maybe months before KW kicks this warthog to the curb…
that ass looks too funny.
I MUST see it in action, wearing these unflattering jeans.
looks like she’s about to twist her ankle
…there you go…for all those people who doubted you can pack 50 pounds of dogsh@t in a 10 pound bag……here’s your proof!
Remember in the 1980’s version of The Thing when the guy saw the head that sprouted spider legs..
“You got to be fucking kidding”
Better be careful on the foot little missy, Farmer Ted doesn’t like to see a cow walkin’ around with a busted hoof. Break that leg and its off to the slaughterhouse for you.
smuggling Christmas hams
I think she looks hot!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean ground beef.
there is absolutely NOTHING lean about this two-legged cow.
More evidence that god doesn’t exist. He wouldn’t have created something like this in his own image
she needs to take some of that whore money she’s “earned” and purchase herself a couple of friends to tell her how she really looks before she leaves the house.
Someone needs a diaper change…
As we can see here, it doesn’t kill us to wear clothes that fucking fit…
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