Not even cows wear as much leather as this thing.
Release the Krak.. Oh. Wait. Someone already did. Never mind.
In other news, wearing clothes that don’t fit you & not knowing how to gracefully walk in 5 mile high shoes will not kill you. Noted. Got it.
Don’t think the ankles were designed to support that much weight – *crack*…
That right heel is about to snap!
No matter how fast she walks her center of gravity is always about 5 seconds behind.
WHAT THE FUK!!!!! THAT’S A NASTY LOOKING ASS!!!!!
I’d still stick my tongue halfway up her uranus
You seriously would? You KNOW who’s been up in there, right?? Nasty!
luv to lick dat ass
OMG – WHY? WHY? A thousand times WHY?
Oh please even Gene Simmons couldn’t reach her anus
u guys are realllllly gonna keep acting like this is attractive???
Well, at least if it’s raining, you can stand under it for shelter.
ANKLE CRUSH!!! LMAO!
Bag of potatoes
Hefty bag full of corn flakes
Body bag of offal and whale blubber.
whoa holy fuck, that’s insane
From centaur to wagon haulin’….
I am getting to old for this shit, and so is she.
Yeah, it does look like she’s smuggling Danny Glover in there.
Or Danny Devito and Peter Dinklage.
I’d hit that 25/8
I love that dumper of hers. I can’t help it.
Denim is truly amazing–2900 psi and the presence of a strong acid and that shit is STILL holding up.
Thank you, THANK YOU for not elaborating on the nature of that acid! I don’t think my stomach could handle MORE abuse…
“Excuse me, excuse me ma’am, ma’am, your ass is about to fall off.”
It’s almost winter…she’d better take a few pounds of air pressure out of those babies for better traction!
I’ve never heard an article of clothing scream before. But those jeans…
That… is no longer attractive. At all.
When was it ever attractive?
Back when it was 30 psi.
LOOK OUT IT’S COLLAPSING!!
Her depends are crooked/full. Eww…
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