she’s looking at her soul.
“Nicole! I haven’t seen you since the last time we did ‘The Simple Life’ together! I see you finally got down to your target weight!”
The Queen Succubus scores another soul.
“I told you not to put it in last night….”
“Holy shit…I feel like I’m dying…”
“I told you not to date Kelly Osborne”
Damn it, beat me to it.
I just bought Michael Jackson’s remains from Tito. Isn’t he so hot?
He knew the risks when he started sleeping with Paris.
I didn’t know herpes could do that.
Paris, seen here demonstrating the effects of her “Super Herpes”.
So SHE’S the carrier of that flesh eating drug…..
i wish gilberator was her to write something about this
I knew Madonna had sunk pretty low, but hanging out with Paris Hilton???
I’d take those herpes just to ride around in that Lexus LFA.
Just think, when she picked up that hitchhiker he thought he might get laid.
Looks like he did. Just reaping the side effects.
Everyone knew that in the “Ultimate Whore Off” there could be only one winner and that she was so powerful she would emerge unscathed.
She finally just had to become friends with here herpes.
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall….”
Fun fact, this guy had just had sex with her only a half hour before.
“Sssssshhhhh my love. Stop your screaming, soon the transformation will be complete” she cooed into his necrotized ears.
Yet he could not stop screaming. For half of his soul was in hell, the other half on earth.
He cursed the liars, the system, the men that told him sex with Paris would, at worst, culminate in herpes and no orgasm.
He knew she was the laziest fuck on earth, after seeing her sex tape. Yet stupidity bade him forward into copulation. Copulation that would soon leave him without skin or a diapragm, and only regret to salve his eternally tortured soul.
Who’s the bitch who thumbed-down this spirited effort?
Michael Jackson was (literally) scared to death at the site of Pris Hilton in the flesh!
“People say sometimes that beauty is superficial. That may be so. But at least it is not so superficial as thought is. To me, beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. Yes, Ms. Hilton, the gods have been good to you. But what the gods give they quickly take away…”
I didn’t know Paris was a brunette.
Who’s the bitch in the dress?
Is that her new boyfriend?
Dorian Gray only projected his youthful wishes onto a painting of himself. Paris did so onto a full sized body double.
The last upskirt that paparazzo will ever take!
There’s a picture that’ll sell a lot of condoms.
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Paris Hilton in Los Angeles. (October 23, 2103) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN