Paris Hilton in Los Angeles. (October 23, 2103) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
she’s looking at her soul.
“Nicole! I haven’t seen you since the last time we did ‘The Simple Life’ together! I see you finally got down to your target weight!”
The Queen Succubus scores another soul.
“I told you not to put it in last night….”
“Holy shit…I feel like I’m dying…”
“I told you not to date Kelly Osborne”
Damn it, beat me to it.
I just bought Michael Jackson’s remains from Tito. Isn’t he so hot?
He knew the risks when he started sleeping with Paris.
I didn’t know herpes could do that.
Paris, seen here demonstrating the effects of her “Super Herpes”.
So SHE’S the carrier of that flesh eating drug…..
i wish gilberator was her to write something about this
I knew Madonna had sunk pretty low, but hanging out with Paris Hilton???
I’d take those herpes just to ride around in that Lexus LFA.
Just think, when she picked up that hitchhiker he thought he might get laid.
Looks like he did. Just reaping the side effects.
Everyone knew that in the “Ultimate Whore Off” there could be only one winner and that she was so powerful she would emerge unscathed.
She finally just had to become friends with here herpes.
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall….”
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