…you must become more than a man,
a legend, Moses…
Guy in blue: “Oh my God. He looks so fucking hot in that Jesus outfit!”
Jonah: “Yeah. Totally. How random is it that I was having drinks with Chrissy, Leo and Robbie 12 hours ago, and I’m only here because Chrissy insisted that I tag along to give home notes on his scenes.”
“Away you douche bags! This here be holy land!”
Christian Bale stared into the sun and ranted at it’s light for hours.
“Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? I was looking at the light. Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ——- good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it?”
Might’ve been funny, if you weren’t a damn it’s-tard.
That’s not a set, Bale is so into the part he transported the entire crew back to Biblical times just to keep things authentic.
I hope if someone swears to god in this movie, he screams “Swear to me!”
CB: Knock Knock
Crew: Who’s there?
Crew: Beak who?
CB: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
Looks like God is about to visit a plague of kicked asses on some crewmembers who CAN’T FUCKING LISTEN!
And the key grip came with his bondsmen, and he spake unto Aaron, saying, Verily thy armor blazeth like the sun. Let thy neck be thus darkly swathed, lest thy face shine of borrowed light like the moon. I shall in haste go before the Director of Photography, and I shall say unto him, Master, shall not the camera be shaded, and filtered be the eye of glass within it, lest Aaron in his glory strike us blind and those who watch besides?
Christian made it abundantly clear to the crew that all he wanted a Fresca, chilled no ice. “Don’t fuck it up.”
At yet, after searching for hours in the godforsaken backwaters of Spain, all they could find was Kas. Despite the assured verbal retribution, they slowly approached. Fearing the inevitable, but knowing that any further delay simply made matters worse.
“Mr. Bale, I just talked to the director about the position of the sun and he said that he was very sorry it was upsetting you, but that he couldn’t do anything about it and we that can’t tell it to get out of your field of view.”
And suddenly, a giant Christian Bale appeared before them and they knew that they had erred in their ways as men. For all knew that the Christian Bale only appeared to those who had truly been labeled, “Douche”.
Christian Bale fights three stage employees! This is certainly not the first time (only one before really). However, this is the first time he has taken on 3 at the same time. Go Bale! Tell those asshats that you are the ONLY FUCKING ONE that does ANYTHING THERE.
They couldn’t come up with a better armour idea than the old hollowed-out-garbage-pail, I see.
“Shit, maybe I should have kept the Batman job.”
Are you really approaching Exodus wearing cameo jorts?
“One Adam 12, a crazy man with a beard and a sword. Handle code 3.”
“Mr. Bale you aren’t acting jewy enough. try doing this- “Hey nice ladeeee”
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