The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12
Brian Cranston and Ben Affleck at a gala screening of Argo during the BFI London Film Festival. (October 17, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12
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For our next trick Ben will pull a stick out of his ass.
“This is a job for SUPERDOUCHE.”
Heisenberg
Now, I know what that looked like. But I was just helping him pee, I swear.
Poor Ben. If you want to imitate Jon Hamm, it goes in your INNER thigh.
Girth fail also. He should have at least gone with a role of quarters (or better still got a roll of Canadian $1 coins).
Affleck’s head looks like it’s superimposed on his body .. like a South Park character.
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco
It’s like a sad Vaudeville show. One’s the talent, the other the clown.
Ben: Take this, John Hamm!
Brian: Ben, Ben, no! No! They require you to have a big penis for this game, not a vagina.
Wait—how does Brian Benben figure into this?
“Woah! When the fuck did I become Matt Damon?”
Great actor, terrible actor, respectively.
From the thumbnail, I thought that was Bob Harper and John Hamm. Wacky!
Zero Hamm factor.
Mr. White: “Mr. Affleck – position your naked bottom where my hands are.”
Mr. Affleck: “Yes sir!”
great actor, good director (gone baby gone and the town are very good movies indeed).
Ahhhh…how do I Hamm?