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  1. 1NDUN

    “Come have a seat on my couch, Susan.”

  2. my hands would be a few inches higher up

  3. Govt. Cheese

    Big Ole Titties (emphasis on the Old)

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  5. EricLr

    And introducing the latest trend in Hollywood: The wearable cleaning lady.

  6. “Where is she from?” “She’s from Somaly Ma’am”.

  7. It’s a Somaly Mam-ogram

  8. You’ve just witnessed the world’s happiest Heimlich Maneuver!

  9. The Royal Penis

    “If you hold my tits up for the entire night I’ll make an appearance.”

  10. Those small teeth are disturbing. But of course…tits!

  11. cc

    We’ll get all that Tim Robbins out yet!

  12. Thank you for that. She’s an amazing woman.

  13. Yeah, she is. Thank you, that story is amazing. Susan Sarandon has done a lot of charity work, but it’s small potatoes compared to this woman.

  14. So a somali man just attacks Susan Sarandon and nobody cares enough to help? Actually, yeah that sounds about right.

  15. Allison Wunderlan

    Well, at least no one can accuse her of having plastic surgery.

  16. Anderson Pooper

    Ms. Sarandon, a Cambodian stole is normally worn over the shoulders.

  17. BIG RICK

    ADDOPTED!

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