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Gross. She must really love money.
Fucking Mercenary.. She’s the Editor of Soldier of Fortune: The Gold Digger Edition.
Please make this publication happen.
I hope that’s cash and not a condom he’s reaching for.
Sucking out her lifeforce.
She’s really playing the long game here. A lot longer than I bet she expected.
I like this episode of “The Walking Dead, when Zombies breed.”
It’s gotta be weird when your wife has you in her celebrity death pool.
I hope that he outlives her.. That would be ironic.
He’ll probably do better than that, he’ll probably divorce her before either of them dies and leave her nothing.
You can tell they’re really in love.
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I’ll make a note.
He just keeps turning into an even uglier frog.
With all that plastic surgery I’m surprise she can pucker her lips without her ears moving forward.
The Kiss of Death… literally.
So THIS is what Ferengis invest all their money in.
Always confuse the guy, is that Beavis or Butthead?
And her eyes are open…….as if his breathe wasn’t enough to remind her she’s fucking a corpse so she can buy fancy handbags.
Just look at the passion… and they say love is dead.
lol @ how shes holding him up straight by the neck.
Is he trying to pull a John Hamm here? Believe me, I am disturbed that I leaned forward to see if that really is Larry King’s dick dangling down in his pants. My eyes are pissed off at my brain for making them look.
That’s the hose for his colostomy bag.
I can confirm that they can not only crawl back up inside, but turn inside out too.
This looks about as natural as Jason Alexander’s hair.
That’s not his wife.Like most entertainers, Shawn Southwick has an understudy who does the ‘grunt work’.
Ew whys that girl kissing her grandfather on the lips?!
Has the formula between money, fame, and disproportionately attractive women been expressed mathematically?
not for all the money and all the plastic surgery in this life and the next.
Smithers, fetch me my gold digging wife. I must go out and pretend i’m not dying.
“Just a few more pumps and I’ll be ready baby girl.”
It’s fitting that her last name is “Southwick,” because south is the only direction Larry’s wick can point now.
Ah, young love.
I feel like I am looking at an x-ray of two people making out.
Weekend at Bernie’s
I thought Mr. Hawking needed that wheelchair to survive….
If he’s still getting pussy, more power to him. And for her sake, I hope he’s got more money than God. Or Mitt Romney, whoever is higher on the list…
She’s not kissing him she’s performing CPR.
For a second I thought it was that weird midget kid who does all those lip synching vids on youtube