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Another Cromwell pic, this time as a young blonde.
My Herpes has a first name, it’s P-A-R-I-S. My Herpes has a second name, it’s O-H-M-Y-G-O-D-W-H-A-T-A-D-O-U-C-H-E
“OMG Justing Bieber I didn’t know you were so tall…”
I think, like, totally deep thoughts sometimes. Like what is the meaning of life. And what is the sun, anyway? And why does it burn when I pee now?
I know this is the internet, but I can just smell the stupid.
I wonder if this guy still has all his Hogan’s Family money.
Herpasaurus, why the long face? And I meant that literally.
woof….she’s getting old..
Wasn’t the River Viiperi the bonus car you won on Gran Trusmo II?
Are her tits fake? Yes, along with her entire being.
The attraction in this picture: the Lexus LFA they are getting out of.
It’s rare that Paris isn’t the stupidest thing in a picture. Can I kick his parents in the face for naming him so stupidly?
Heading to the Viper Room, I hope.
I was just about to say, ” ‘River Viiperi’? Is his middle name Room or Heroin?”
Dude must dip his dick in either shellac or bleach daily.
Does that work? I use Members Only brand condoms – the Junk Jacket.
Just to be safe he should do her in the ass.
That would be my plan too.
“I believe if we don’t make eye contact and stand perfectly still, the paparrazi will go away!”
Paris is really starting to show her age, particularly when standing next to a boy-man. She, of all people, should know better.