The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12
Kim Kardashian at Miami International Airport. (October 17, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.18.12
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No way. This is Roseanne Babar.
Don’t insult Roseanne or Babar. They both have some talent at least.
it has to have its own gravitational pull
Diapers and Leather. Kanye’s new fashion advice is swelling.
as soon as i saw that picture that was my first thought too…just how many pairs of “depends” is this bitch wearing underneath that layer of over-stretched leather.
That diaper looks loaded
Some of the thumbnails aren’t loading for me, but I get the caption in place of the thumbnail. This picture’s thumbnail caption is:
“Kim Kardashian
Huge Butt
Leather Pants”
That pretty much sums it up.
Does she have to buy the two seats next to each other?
Okay…its not even a joke anymore, she looks like she’s wearing huggies. The form her as.s is taking in those pants is unnatural. What a fat whore.
Fat, ugly, smelly trash.
There are limits to how much wearing black can make you look slim.
I knew who it was from the thumbnail. I just knew! The horror…
MOOOOOOOOO-n over Miami.
When did Hefty start making clothes?
Cowhide on cowhide, good does not look.
Want nightmares? Cowhide on a cow. Technically she’s naked.
When I see her bending over in leather pants like this, I can’t help but think of the scene in Nightmare Before Christmas when Mr. Oogie Boogie’s seams split and bugs and worms start pouring out.
Imagine the sound from those seats on their long drive home.
Then imagine the smell.
What a fat fucking pig
I seriously thought this was Elizabeth Taylor! My apologies to Liz.
I should say so. No way does a corpse ever bloat like this.
True… not if you keep them in the freezer until you’re ready to have sex with them.
*Face-pillow*
You know, if you embalm them, then freeze them, the shelf-life is ever so much longer. And if, by chance, they begin to thaw, the smell is much more tolerable. Or so I’ve heard.
You people, ur totes doin’ it wrong. Mummification solves the too-chilly-out-of-the-freezer issue AND the thawing/potential decomp problem. Cosmetic fillers make that offputting wrinkle aspect a thing of the past since you’re left with nice, firm tissue when you’re done. True, that can be a bit pricey, but think of it as an investment since the “shelf life” can easily be 20 years or more!
*Crawls under bed dragging all pillows in behind her.*
Fat bastard.
Someone needs to explain to her that wearing Depends under leather pants only helps if you’re urinating on yourself, not having someone do it to you.
hahahahahaha!
Those latex pants are being stretched to their limit.
“I can see you bending over a hot stove now…but I can’t see the stove” – Groucho Marx
At what point does her designer tell her “I’ve done all I can. I’ve even used steel reinforced thread and kevlar enhanced leather. You’re going to have to workout until you actually sweat.”
disgusting
Do we know for a fact that she didn’t absorb her twin in the womb?
Rarely is the wooden insert on the centre console of a car the most attractive thing in a shot from this website…
Makes me want to shit my pants too…
I thought they were giving all the endorsement money to Lisa Rinna.
What’s she got under those leather pants? Depends….
At some point near in the future her ass will just drag on the ground behind her as she walks.
MOO
Sadly the friendly nauga is now extinct as the last 1000 gave their hides to spare the world from Kardashian ass crack.
Oops…someone went poopy in their pants. A lot.
How many cows had to give their lives to cover that ass
the highest whore heels in the universe cannot help that silhouette. SOMEBODY TELL HER, RIGHT TO HER WHORE FACE. fuck, I nearly barfed when I saw this.
I think you really missed out not embedding the opening strains of Blue Oyster Cult’s ‘Godzilla’ in this pic.
I had no idea you could drive right up to the air cargo terminal.
Has Kanye considered trading up for Kylie or Kendall?
“Okay. Get me naked, butter me up and squeeze my fat rolls and push my ass.”
“You think that will get you into the car Miss Kardashian?”
“Oh, I don’t want to get into the car.”
Is that the black hole that started it all?
She looks like a Black Mamba Viper that just finished eating a ’53 Ford.
“Kim! Are you wearing a diaper from getting fucked in the ass by Kanye?”
“It depends.”
That reminds me. I was gonna rent that movie “The Blob” again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo and ew!
OMG. Thats just bad and horrible!!!
Looks like she’s wearing Oops! I Crapped My Pants!
How MANY cows had to die to make those pants?