This would be creepy if he didn’t have a giant dong.
“I mean, you have seen my enormous penis, right? RIGHT????”
He didn’t even say a word. He just walked up, gave that “Yeah. I know what you’re thinking about” look, and then walked off.
Even I’d fuck me, but of course I don’t have too.
Wrong word. I think you meant “two”.
I wonder how he measured up to the other speakers.
Well I appreciate the Caddyshack reference.
Well, I already have the *key* to all the lady’s pants [rimshot]
He’s too cocky for my taste.
Seen here accepting the award for “Best Performance In A Pant Leg”.
This guy doesn’t even have to worry about brushing his hair, his teeth, or getting dressed up. He just has to wear that same scrappy outfit he had on the day his penis profile was showing and smile.
I don’t get why all the ladies are nutso for this guy. Aside from the huge dong, hit tv show, piles of money, good looks, oh just fuck you Jon Hamm, fuck you!
“Yeah, it really is big.”
C;mon, you call that a black microphone?
I sense a Mitt Romney tv movie in his near future.
Coolest white man on the planet.
“I got laid…twice…before lunch.”
“Ha-ha-ha…wait till you get a load this next one…Here, pull my finger!”
(motioning to his face) “Hey hey hey….I’m up here.”
That’s the look of a man who only jerks off cuz he wants to.
No mic-envy here.
“So I says to the world I says, World…you gotta nice setta balls.'”
Announcing his foray into Asian porn. His stage name will be “Won Hung Lo”.
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