1. DontNotNope

    This would be creepy if he didn’t have a giant dong.

  2. BigOkie

    “I mean, you have seen my enormous penis, right? RIGHT????”

  3. He didn’t even say a word. He just walked up, gave that “Yeah. I know what you’re thinking about” look, and then walked off.

  4. 1NDUN

    I wonder how he measured up to the other speakers.

  5. EricLr

    Well, I already have the *key* to all the lady’s pants [rimshot]

  6. 1NDUN

    He’s too cocky for my taste.

  7. Seen here accepting the award for “Best Performance In A Pant Leg”.

  8. BillEBuoy

    This guy doesn’t even have to worry about brushing his hair, his teeth, or getting dressed up. He just has to wear that same scrappy outfit he had on the day his penis profile was showing and smile.

  9. Schmidtler

    I don’t get why all the ladies are nutso for this guy. Aside from the huge dong, hit tv show, piles of money, good looks, oh just fuck you Jon Hamm, fuck you!

  10. Jade

    “Yeah, it really is big.”

  11. C;mon, you call that a black microphone?

  12. The Pope

    I sense a Mitt Romney tv movie in his near future.

  13. Coolest white man on the planet.

  14. cc

    “I got laid…twice…before lunch.”

  15. “Ha-ha-ha…wait till you get a load this next one…Here, pull my finger!”

  16. EZ-B

    (motioning to his face) “Hey hey hey….I’m up here.”

  17. That’s the look of a man who only jerks off cuz he wants to.

  18. No mic-envy here.

  19. journalschism

    “So I says to the world I says, World…you gotta nice setta balls.’”

  20. tlmck

    Announcing his foray into Asian porn. His stage name will be “Won Hung Lo”.

  21. “So, and English penis, Irish penis and My penis walk into a bar… well you can guess the rest”

  22. Jonesy

    “We’re not here tonight to talk about my cock. But, there is an after party ladies, so we can talk about it then.”

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