Bodyguard not necessary, nobody knows who she is.
And she’s wearing a bulletproof vest!
They should get a bodyguard to protect her from herself.
As usual, the stupid cunt is shitfaced.
Always, ALWAYS the background black bodyguard sayin’ it all with his eyes….
Pretty sad when a doorman is embarrassed to be in the picture.
Didn’t recognize her with the pants on.
She’s pretty proud of herself, her career is going better than Lindsay Lohan’s.
Dude, the guy that hands me my morning coffee through the window’s career is going better than Lohan’s.
Drunk, drunk, and drunk is no way to go through life.
Why did you change the last one from “stupid”? Pretty sure that still applies.
“Come on Jay Z, quit standin there and take me to prom.”
Do you know how disgusting you have to be as a blonde to get a black guy to look at you like that?
When is she going to die of alcohol poisoning? She is ALWAYS hammered.
What the fuck is Jay Z doing back there?
You missed out there…this was supposed to be a test of who was dressed fuglier, Tara or that chick in the bright green dress and…tensor bandages?
where the hell does she get money for new boots?
She tells her clients, “When I pass out, you can put it in my ass.” How close do you think I am?
ALL of her clothes are at least 15 years old. You can’t tell because she spends so much time not wearing any.
Principal Blackman? They’re not remaking Strangers with Candy using Tara Reid are they?!
Although, much less Old Slapper makeup required.
Noblet, Jellineck, I know you two are busy in a teacher conference, but get down here! We’ve got a new student, and she just vomited on the donkey!
She thinks they’re paparazzi. It was the only way they could get her into rehab without restraints.
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