superficial

  1. Forget interviews and videos, she cant even sign a few letters of her name y’all without BatshitCrazyface.

  2. Disappointed fans would later find themselves holding a CD case with a large “X” on it.

  3. “Shit, what’s my name again?”

  4. EricLR

    Wait, how do you spell “to” again?

    Oh screw it, I’ll just use the number 2 instead.

    Oh hell, I can’t spell that neither.

  5. Bald dude in back: “It’s B…..R…..

  6. Even behind really thick dark sunglasses of that caliber you can *still* see the crazy eyes..

  7. MarketingMike

    Anybody else notice she chewed off her nail polish again.
    Also, without Photoshop she’s a good 20lbs heavier..

  8. crb

    “HEEEEE! Aurturrgrayuph… Whut da heyall?!! …PREETY COLOORZZ!!!”

  9. “The markers broken y’all.”
    “Take the cap off Britney.”

  10. Phoenix

    “Two quarter pounders with cheese, a ten piece nuggets, extra large fries….”

  11. “Brit-brit, darling girl…sweetmeat…TITS! And ASS. That’s what we really want to see. You can handle that, can’t you?”

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