sweet trump hair, brah.
When did Christina Aguilera get so old?
I briefly thought Donald Trump was looking pretty good.
He always looks like an awesome drunken mess that just woke up from his nap in an alley.
Moose and squirrel slept in Boris’s hair last night.
I’d like to see that man’s birth certificate.
50th anniversary of what?
Trump and Spader: If they mated.
“I shay Zhang ode voy don’t look now ‘caushe he’s shtaring royt at me, but zjhis drunken chrasher is trying to gauge de wind-direction by schticking his finger up mah bum. -Would you have any of zhose Kung-Fu-Arshce-Kicking-Triad shecurity vlokes on hand? -Shank Yuh.”
Is that Goldmember voice?
Close. That’s her speaking through a clenched-smile, trying to look good for the cameras or enrage the orangutan further.
arg- but not enrage the orang-
screwit; either way…
I was like “oh, look the weird mayor of Lond….OH FUCK HOT ASIAN CHICK!!!!.”
“We got our haircuts by same blind person with dull garden shears.”
“Oh, don’t feel bad. I thought he was Donald Trump, too.”
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