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  1. Not one to back away from a challenge, Richard was not about to let them say he couldn’t jam himself up the Jolly Green Giant’s ass…

  2. Uh… what am I looking at here?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      A loving husband with a wife he adores and numerous kids and grandchildren.

      Squint… he’s in the back there.

  3. Cock Dr

    Some people just can’t accept that St Pats Day only comes once a year….in March.

  4. coljack

    What? There’s no Jolly Gay Riddler in Man of Steel? What a shame!

  5. Inner Retard

    Careful Richard. If you keep this up you might make a fool of yourself.

  6. Scenes from the children’s classic including “The Weed Miser” were mercifully left on the cutting room floor.

  7. I'mCool

    “Here. Put the bullet right here.”

  8. EricLR

    Phil Wonka, Willy’s gay brother who’s no longer allowed around the Oompa Loompas.

  9. renotastic

    5% fitness, 95% style

  10. Cock…goes…here.

  11. I swear on all that if holy that this is the first photo of Simmons that I have ever seen when he wasn’t wearing a tank top & shorts. Maybe I don’t get out enough.

  12. Wouldn’t someone so gay know not to mismatch their hair color to their jacket and tie? :-/ I’m confused now.

  13. He was there to promote the new Lucky Charms marshmallows: Chartreuse Appletinis and Glitter Dildos.

  14. Is it gay St. Patrick’s Day already?

  15. cc

    Between him and the two lookers over each shoulder this is an event I gladly missed.

  16. How Jack Palance really died.

  17. I like this guy. His exercise programs motivated millions.

  18. Ahhh…feth an’ begorrah, if it isn’t himself, Mr. Richard O’Simmons, just in time for St. Paddy’s…oh, wait. This is October?

  19. “Hey you, boyo…bring yerself over here and let me be havin’ a wee samplin’ of yer shillelagh.”

  20. malaka

    who knew johnny rotten was so into fashion

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