superficial

  1. With special guest, Chris Brown…

  2. So she now has two left hands.
    Thanks Bieber…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Now honey, I don’t want to tell you how to do you concert, but the “Dance” thing is in the fucking name.

  4. Not wanting to fall off the stage again, Selena has decided to sit down for the whole set.

  5. Skid marking did not take off for Selina like twerking did for Miley.

  6. champers

    “And this is how big of a douche Justin Bieber was…”

  7. anonymous

    Bitch is just phoning it in now if all she does in her act is lip sync while sitting down flapping her arms.

  8. Selema Gomez at the 2013 annual Ass Capades.

  9. Pff

    guys none of the comments is funny. Please, take your time to thing about a funny comment or else don’t post one at all.

    • dennis

      You should follow your own advice and learn to spell while you are at it.

    • & fuck off too. please.

    • Sorry…I just couldn’t let this one rest:
      Ya know, Pff, you’ve got a lot of goddamned gall telling people what and how to post, especially since you, yourself, are barely literate. Has it ever occurred to you that most of the people in this forum shit out more IQ points daily than you even have? Or, for that matter, will EVER have? Dwell on that and come back in several years so we can discuss it.

      • It’s funny, but I’ve always had the feeling that a lot of the commenters here are pretty sharp, and I’m not trying to blow my own horn, either. Though if I could… but I digress.

  10. Why is that 12 year old throwing a temper tantrum? Did someone steal her bike?

  11. “Hey, mom, check out Toby’s new trick!”
    “TOBY!!!!”

  12. Guess it’s time to refill her de-wormer prescription.

  13. tlmck

    Poster child for hanging out with the wrong crowd.

  14. People pay money to watch little kids sit on stage nowadays?

  15. Dingle berries feel my wrath of the ass scoot!

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