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  1. Mr. Cage, I was the star of “Lifeforce.” Would you mind taking a picture with me?

  2. rican

    Hey! It’s Gerard Depardieu and Robert Reich!

  3. Hey! Debbie Rowe found another celebrity to get close to. Good for her.

  4. SIN

    Oh yeah, he is hammered.

  5. kimmykimkim

    I just watched Kick Ass last night and he was actually quite enjoyable. And I wanna be the purple haired girl when I grow up.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Smoke’em if you got ‘em!”

  7. Mr. Poop

    He looks terrific.

  8. EricLr

    Tired…from…being…so…intense.

    NO, NICK IS BACK!

  9. Where did my career go?

    The old man in the background seems completely oblivious to the fact that Nick Cage is in that flight. Coincidently, so does Nick.

  10. bbiowa

    His breath smells of mint and springtime.
    Or maybe sulfur and decay.

  11. coco channel

    I wish that bitches nose was bigger. Might cover up even more of her insufferable hideousness.

  12. Josie

    he looks high as fkkkkkkkk

  13. mamamiasweetpeaches

    In the words of the great George Carlin “Gettin HIGH One The Airplane!”

  14. LilDeuceDeuce

    Nick isn’t wasted; his eyelids are just fighting the gravitational pull of her schnozz.

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    I know airlines will ship human remains, but they usually don’t put them in a seat.

  16. The Pope

    “They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.”

  17. Poor guy…you know he’s trying to focus his eyes long enough to see if that chick really is as ugly as she seems.

  18. Allison Wunderlan

    “Off with her head,” said King Henry the VIII.

  19. tlmck

    Kind of reminds me of that old country song: “I’ve never gone to bed with any ugly women, but I’ve sure woke up with a few”.

  20. Joe

    Elisabeth Shue has really let herself go.

  21. lawn

    “Wow, how much do I have to drink before she starts to look good?”

  22. I love Nicolas Cage.

  23. At $7 per drink on the flight and considering his financial situation, I’m pretty sure he was drunk before he got on.

  24. Number 2

    Good for her, she looks happy and pretty good!

  25. If I got seated next to Nick Cage on a plane I would probably just keep making “Con Air” references until he asked to be moved.

  26. savedatwins

    fucking irs. fucking southwest. that has to be what he’s thinking

  27. oldfool

    Leaving Las Vegas—in Coach.

  28. pipedreamer

    That’s HIGH PRAISE!

  29. Sandoucheky

    I never thought nose-fucking was possible till now

  30. Oz Matters

    I thought Bobby Fischer was dead?

  31. Oh, it’s a transsexual reenactment of Weekend at Bernie’s.

  32. I thought that was Sebastian Bach sitting next to Nicholas Cage.

  33. Yoda Mann

    Method acting in prep for, “Bobby Fischer, The Crazy Years.”

  34. MRF

    France, we see your one Gerard Depardieu, and raise you one Nic Cage. Your move.

  35. squishy

    Wow, what are the chances of Willis and Cage ending up on the same flight…oh…it’s Equestrian Airways…never mind!

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