Guy behind her:
“Those are some horribly stained teeth.”
She looks like my dad
I know this is gonna seem forward of me, but I’d kinda like to take your dad to dinner.
I farted one time on the set of blue lagoon!
Are her teeth winking at me?
Honey go get some Crest Whitening Strips!
Nice to see your nips can still get hard!
I would love to see a staring contest between her and Winona Ryder. It would be like the ending scene in Clash of the Titans.
How does Tom Cruise feel about teeth whitening, I wonder.
My nipples are twice as old as Lindsay Lohan, and yet, twice as perky.
pssst….I have a secret….I pee standing up.
“…but I haven’t figured out yet how to get it to go into the toilet.”
I’ve got that sinking feeling that we’re only a few months away from her posing nude in Playboy to prove that she’s still sexy.
Spoiler: she’s not.
“Vin weasel” is pissed that she decided to stop to pose for a photo
I thought is was a rumor but it looks as though she does in fact skip three teeth when she brushes. Superstition is my guess why. She doesn’t want to go crazy again.
I’m sorry I’m late. I got stuck behind Brooke Shields.
Is Andrew Zimmerman there to try eating her pussy?
She walked in the front door and told her husband, “Oh sweetheart…I bought some flavored douche.” Her old man asked, “What flavor, honeybunny?” And she answered, “Tuna!”
Still fucking beautiful. I totally would.
I still have no idea what Latisse is but judging from this photo, I think I can officially rule out teeth whitening.
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