Kids, they’re like airbags for bicycles
Daddy said this was what you did with your mouth to get your last movie part.
“Ready? One… Two…three!” ( together): “MOST PEOPLE DON’T THINK YOU’RE THAT PRETTY, MOM!!”
“If Alicia Silverstone were my mom, she’d know what to do!”
Naomi Watts is still breastfeeding apparently.
Okay, she’s dull, but that seems a bit harsh.
But no matter how loud they sang, she didn’t look. She didn’t care what the wheels on the bus were doing. Not one damn bit.
“ahhh he just sat on my nuts”
I likes the Schreiber. Dunno, seems like a a cool dude.
By all accounts, he seems so.
He has a dynamite speaking voice.
What sold me was the Pap’s shot of him ripping a fart on his kids head. That’s father material.
GET OFF THE LANE BITCH!!!
yeah get off the lane bitch!!!!
“Are you my real mommy? Cuz daddy bangs a lot of whores.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen you guys do your ‘Kim Kardashian’ impression, like, a million times. It’s gotten old already.”
There are so many pictures of this family on bikes. Honestly, it’s kind of sweet. But I just have this feeling liev is a cheating pervert. Call me crazy.
I’m no Silverstone so close your mouth’s bitches!!
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