No I mean it, put some fucking effort in.
Indiana Jones and the Greasiest C-lister
Are they selling John Mayer costumes for Halloween now? Oh wait…I mean Johnny Depp.
Why is he famous again????
He was the only one from 21 JumpStreet to go on to do anything worth noticing.
His “career” followed Johnny Depp’s on 21 Jump street, now he just follows Johnny Depp on the street. Old habits die hard.
McFeely has gone through 4 separate VHS cassettes and now 3 DVDs of If Looks Could Kill.
I was also a big fan of “Marker”
Simian lifeform. Planet of the Apes sequel should hire him and save on make up.
So, his new agent’s plan for reviving his carreer is to go to as many openings & events as he can until someone recognizes him and gives him a job… how does the Johnny Depp/John Meyer costume fit in?
Actually I was about to compliment him on a safe choice of dark conservative colors, no bedazzling, no SCARF.
He must have come straight from a funeral.
I want to live in a universe where he voices the Geico gecko.
See Depp, after my 3 hours on a tanning bed, I can play an Indian too!
T-shirt threads are trying to strangle him… which proves that there is a God…
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