superficial

  1. Effortless.
    No I mean it, put some fucking effort in.

  2. Indiana Jones and the Greasiest C-lister

  3. shonzie

    Are they selling John Mayer costumes for Halloween now? Oh wait…I mean Johnny Depp.

  4. BEP1

    Why is he famous again????

  5. coco channel

    Simian lifeform. Planet of the Apes sequel should hire him and save on make up.

  6. your mom

    So, his new agent’s plan for reviving his carreer is to go to as many openings & events as he can until someone recognizes him and gives him a job… how does the Johnny Depp/John Meyer costume fit in?

  7. I want to live in a universe where he voices the Geico gecko.

  8. Vlad

    See Depp, after my 3 hours on a tanning bed, I can play an Indian too!

  9. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    T-shirt threads are trying to strangle him… which proves that there is a God…

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