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“Look at dis, Salma Hayak’s playing with my hose….HARF HARF HARF”
Fireman in blue shirt: “You keep her distracted with all the hose jokes, I’ll sneak my iPhone down just a LITTLE bit lower and get some upskirt shots!”
That’s a much bigger hose than what her old French bazillionaire husband gives her every night.
Left Fireman: Looking at hose
Right Fireman: Grabbing the hose
Middle Fireman: Grabbing the ho’s ass
“Hey Salma! Put the hose down and slide down my pole! OH!”
In his best Rodney Dangerfield impression
“Take my hose…..please”
Fail. That was Henny Youngman.
What a good sport she is.
Naturally I called the fire department Ms. Hayak. I mean, you’re smokin’. – Me, moments before “closing the deal”.
“Which one is Letterman. Where’s Letterman? Damnit, I want to see Letterman…”
That’s right, baby. Play with that hose.
The last time she held a hose that big the guys standing around her weren’t wearing rubber.
I would kill for those shoes.