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  1. Meg's Attitude

    Go on – McGiver yourself out of this one…

  2. Look, I took your three bobby pins, a stick of gum, and an old newspaper and made this iPhone 5!

  3. I wouldn’t mind being AManDat’sTapping that.
    ©1997

  4. BillEBuoy

    See. Lookie here. I used to be somebody.

  5. EricLr

    No baby, I don’t need Viagra to get it up. Just give me some chewing gum and a rubber band.

  6. you won't get this

    We’re not in Stargate anymore Carter, lose the sir!

  7. DeucePickle

    My joke involves making a beard out of a phone, cause he’s MacGyver. But….I don’t care.

  8. Where did my career go?

    Didn’t this guy used to be hot? No. Wait. Wrong question. Didn’t we used to give a crap about this guy?

  9. cc

    Don’t laugh, this motherfucker was banging Teri Hatcher when she was at her peak.

  10. Allison Wunderlan

    Wow! An app that morphs you into Fred Willard!

  11. Swearin

    “O’Neal to Stargate Command! They’re out of shrimp puffs! Open the iris and get us the hell out of here!”

  12. MacGyver may be getting old, but he built that thing out of some rubber bands, an old lcd display, and a 9volt battery…AND he has the new iPhone.

  13. tlmck

    Benny Hill is still alive?

  14. Pierce Bronzetan

    Where can I buy one of those PEZ dispensers????

  15. Check it out…exploding pine cone app.

  16. Vlad

    Looks like McGyver performed his own plastic surgery with a shoelace and the pull tab from a beer can

  17. Who needs to MacGyver shit when you’ve got one of these things.

  18. Minky Wail

    Fred Willard’s working again?

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  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Looks like he’s fixed himself more than a few breakfasts, and lunches, and dinners, and snacks, and midnight meals since he quit TV.

  21. squishy

    “Richard I hate that your retired now and can eat whatever you want and I’m still stuck in TV hell sucking back salads and sushi?”
    Miss you Stargate!!

  22. squishy

    “Richard I hate that your retired now and can eat whatever you want and I’m still stuck in TV hell sucking back salads and sushi!!”
    Miss you Stargate!!

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