The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.11.12

Justin Bieber performing in Vancouver. (October 10, 2012)
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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. maggiore

    Wow…I can’t believe I was lucky enough to get a picture of Justin Bieber grabbing his penis! The tabloids will pay MILLIONS for this!

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm /  Reply /170
  2. meeps!

    There needs to be quotes around “performing” in that caption…

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:13 pm /  Reply /70
  3. kimmykimkim

    Jackin it in…Vancouver.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /90
  4. joe

    Yvan Eht Nioj

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:36 pm /  Reply /130
  5. EricLr

    GF gave him the Tijuana Super Crabs.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:38 pm /  Reply /120
  6. Contusion

    And by “performing,” you mean “grabbing his dick.”

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  7. DeucePickle

    Dude is ripped

    Oct 11, 2012 at 4:56 pm /  Reply /110
  8. cc

    The leaked pick from his laptop looks a bit like this, but less clothes and from the front. Spoiled your dinner didn’t I?

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm /  Reply /50
    • Trek Girl

      That picture wasn’t him. The person in that picture had an innie belly button, but Beiber has an outie belly button. Just for the record, I didn’t know that fact myself. The fine commenters over at Gawker picked up on that detail, as well as others.

      Oct 11, 2012 at 8:12 pm /  Reply /10
  9. Troll's Nighmare

    This “guy” is upset about his PG-13 sex tape might ending up, well, everywhere?

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:00 pm /  Reply /50
  10. John Riley

    And there’s another lucky fan… ew right in the eye.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /10
  11. Josie

    is he jerkin off?

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /20
  12. Douche

    Itchy. Scratch and sniff!

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm /  Reply /10
  13. 1NDUN

    “Twink hole twink hole a little scarred
    Usher rammed it in too far”

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:09 pm /  Reply /100
  14. Pierce Bronzetan

    Showering the adoring crowd with “love”.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:11 pm /  Reply /30
  15. McFeely Smackup

    so Biebs just jerks his dick and pukes on stage now? How is it I’m not famous?

    Oct 11, 2012 at 5:54 pm /  Reply /115
  16. Nilf

    “*whew* Thank god all the puking didn’t manage to loosen the super glue on my fake penis.”

    Oct 11, 2012 at 6:03 pm /  Reply /11
  17. Iveski

    Performing what? A vaginectomy?

    Oct 11, 2012 at 7:29 pm /  Reply /20
  18. Jimmyto

    In other news, Justin Beiber startled his fans when he unexpectedly started to masturbate during a concert

    Oct 11, 2012 at 11:25 pm /  Reply /10
  19. Liam McPoyle

    I can’t believe thirty thousand people don’t just all start laughing when he walks out on stage.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 11:32 pm /  Reply /20
  20. Zero

    Some day a father will tell his kids “and that’s the time I was thrown out of a Justin Bieber concert for screaming Do Ice Ice Baby!” His kids will look at him and say “Who the hell is Justin Bieber?”

    That will be a great day

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:00 am /  Reply /70
  21. vitobonespur

    “Ladies and gentlemen, lately I’ve found when I do this it feels good. What does that mean?”

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:38 am /  Reply /40
  22. Don Zaloog

    So his “performances” are just him jerking off on stage? Then how come I don’t make millions of dollars too?

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:38 am /  Reply /00

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