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  1. Wow…I can’t believe I was lucky enough to get a picture of Justin Bieber grabbing his penis! The tabloids will pay MILLIONS for this!

  2. meeps!

    There needs to be quotes around “performing” in that caption…

  3. kimmykimkim

    Jackin it in…Vancouver.

  4. joe

    Yvan Eht Nioj

  5. EricLr

    GF gave him the Tijuana Super Crabs.

  6. Contusion

    And by “performing,” you mean “grabbing his dick.”

  7. DeucePickle

    Dude is ripped

  8. cc

    The leaked pick from his laptop looks a bit like this, but less clothes and from the front. Spoiled your dinner didn’t I?

    • Trek Girl

      That picture wasn’t him. The person in that picture had an innie belly button, but Beiber has an outie belly button. Just for the record, I didn’t know that fact myself. The fine commenters over at Gawker picked up on that detail, as well as others.

  9. Troll's Nighmare

    This “guy” is upset about his PG-13 sex tape might ending up, well, everywhere?

  10. John Riley

    And there’s another lucky fan… ew right in the eye.

  11. Josie

    is he jerkin off?

  12. Douche

    Itchy. Scratch and sniff!

  13. 1NDUN

    “Twink hole twink hole a little scarred
    Usher rammed it in too far”

  14. Showering the adoring crowd with “love”.

  15. so Biebs just jerks his dick and pukes on stage now? How is it I’m not famous?

  16. “*whew* Thank god all the puking didn’t manage to loosen the super glue on my fake penis.”

  17. Performing what? A vaginectomy?

  18. In other news, Justin Beiber startled his fans when he unexpectedly started to masturbate during a concert

  19. I can’t believe thirty thousand people don’t just all start laughing when he walks out on stage.

  20. Zero

    Some day a father will tell his kids “and that’s the time I was thrown out of a Justin Bieber concert for screaming Do Ice Ice Baby!” His kids will look at him and say “Who the hell is Justin Bieber?”

    That will be a great day

  21. “Ladies and gentlemen, lately I’ve found when I do this it feels good. What does that mean?”

  22. So his “performances” are just him jerking off on stage? Then how come I don’t make millions of dollars too?

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